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|"I used to have this really nasty, cancerous growth on my right testicle. But ever since I started reading Uncle Quinza's Mail Extravaganza!!! it has gone into remission! The doctors say it's just left the testicle to grow in the brain, but I know better. Uncle Quinza, you're a miracle worker! Keep up the good work and I'll keep on spreading the good news. Uncle Quinza's Mail Extravaganza!!! cures testicular cancer!**"|
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|"I truly feel for you, Uncle Quinza. You most certainly are a troubled young man. I just hope that when the judgement day arrives, God almighty will grant you mercy. I fear for your soul and I shall pray for you every day. I would like to help you. Perhaps Uncle Quinza's Mail Extravaganza!!! could be used to link to websites devoted to Him. How would that feel? You could work for the Creator instead of the Prince of Darkness***. Please take this into consideration, my son."|
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